The Big "O" Experience

The first few times you jump through the hoops of getting the Big O Power, it's fun. After that... It's about as tiresome as a missionary position every time. So I got a great mod that gets rid of the foreplay, and solves the monotony. Behold: "No more Temple Puzzles" by John Doe Bowler. Now, because we have so many missionary position Temples to "explore", we can go straight to the Big O without wasting valuable time. Honestly. You tell me in the comments. Isn't that the most obvious allegory for an orgasm you've ever seen in your entire life? And look. There it is. The Big O. What? I'm naked you say? Well, here's the second mod you should download right away if you want to frolic in the beach side sun. I'm running out of my sweet 60 Seconds. Click to link to find out which additional mod you need to have a full Big O experience in every Temple you visit! That's it for now space faring wanderlusts... Hope to see you again soon, in the Starfield.

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