Is Bethesda committed to Starfield? (or are the pie holes correct?)

There's an update today. And I wanted to check in with Sargent Yumi to get a good look at his blotched decal. That's it. UCSEC. See how blurry it is? This must be patched. I have a theory. That if this gets fixed by a Bethesda update, it's a good indicator that Bethesda is fully committed to the development of this game. And all the people lambasting the state of this game will have to shut their pie holes. Let's check out Karson Endler, Chief of UC Security in The Well. Fuzzy also. Hmm. A very unprofessional job if I say so myself. The average person sees this, and thinks, W T F. I look at it, and realize the enormous job it is to create a triple A open world game. Don't get me started, if you think it isn't open world, stop using fast travel so much. A waste of a huge amount of time, if you ask me. Okay. I've completed the latest update, which is still a part of the beta update. Oh my. Look at that. Crystal clear decal. No fuzz at all. Who knew? Thanks Bethesda. Your game rocks, and many of us really enjoy the hell out of it. That's it for now. Hope to see you next time, in the Starfield.

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