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How to Journey with Multiple Companions (MOD)

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How to Journey with MULTIPLE Companions! A lot of fun happens with this Mod Wonder what to do with ALL those amazing weapons in storage? Wonder no more. Now you can take all companions with you "Oh, Heller. I do wish you'd stop flirting with me. It's not going to happen." MOD NAME: Swiftly Order Squad on Vortex Nexus This Mod is more fun than a barrel of Monkeys. And when they talk, they talk all at once. It's hilarious Best to leave your ship via the X command from the cock-pit Or you'll be in for a nasty Fluster Cuck when exiting the ship Not the fun kind of Fluster Buck either... Clowns to the left of me. Jokers to my right Be sure to arm all your Companions. Weapons in storage become useful! More on that later... Hope to see you next time in the Starfield

Just STOP Whining

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What is the fastest engine in Starfield? (This one?)

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Level 40 is required for this engine The engine has a full 180 speed Getting to a distant debris field is a snap So fast you might pass your victory spoils There they go BTW, find out about the star mod in the link It's stunningly beautiful... Let's go to The Key in the Kyrx System Oh Dear, my ship needs a visual upgrade Oh Gawd, a reminder of my big mistake... I'm fine Raphael, except when I see you I plan to maroon him on a barren cold moon. My ship has direct Docker and Bay access Naeva is upset I'm not stealing the credits I just IGNORE HER And I'm not going to either, NAEVA Find out WHY in the linked video Naeva's girlfriend Jasmine is who I want to see How she ended up with Naeve is beyond me I'd like to view and modify my ships Ships evolve over time And there is the engine ( you know you want it) The RELADYNE White Dwarf 3015 Hope to see you next time... In the Starfield

Bad things coming to New Atlantis Starfield

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I like to enjoy the waterfall in The Well. Who's that Bozo? A bit pushy, there Buddy... I've never seen such a bad hairdo. He's really vibing me heavily. No doubt looking for a little digital woopie. I can't really blame him. I want to go to bed with myself. I'm just so damn hot I might as well leave and put him out of his misery I'm pretty sexually active But that hair really scares me He might puncture one of my implants A girl guy has got to have standards Sorry, pal, you haven't got a chance. Later.

Is Bethesda committed to Starfield? (or are the pie holes correct?)

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There's an update today. And I wanted to check in with Sargent Yumi to get a good look at his blotched decal. That's it. UCSEC. See how blurry it is? This must be patched. I have a theory. That if this gets fixed by a Bethesda update, it's a good indicator that Bethesda is fully committed to the development of this game. And all the people lambasting the state of this game will have to shut their pie holes. Let's check out Karson Endler, Chief of UC Security in The Well. Fuzzy also. Hmm. A very unprofessional job if I say so myself. The average person sees this, and thinks, W T F. I look at it, and realize the enormous job it is to create a triple A open world game. Don't get me started, if you think it isn't open world, stop using fast travel so much. A waste of a huge amount of time, if you ask me. Okay. I've completed the latest update, which is still a part of the beta update. Oh my. Look at that. Crystal clear decal. No fuzz at all. Who knew? Tha...

The Big "O" Experience

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The first few times you jump through the hoops of getting the Big O Power, it's fun. After that... It's about as tiresome as a missionary position every time. So I got a great mod that gets rid of the foreplay, and solves the monotony. Behold: "No more Temple Puzzles" by John Doe Bowler. Now, because we have so many missionary position Temples to "explore", we can go straight to the Big O without wasting valuable time. Honestly. You tell me in the comments. Isn't that the most obvious allegory for an orgasm you've ever seen in your entire life? And look. There it is. The Big O. What? I'm naked you say? Well, here's the second mod you should download right away if you want to frolic in the beach side sun. I'm running out of my sweet 60 Seconds. Click to link to find out which additional mod you need to have a full Big O experience in every Temple you visit! That's it for now space faring wanderlusts... Hope to see you again soon, i...

Naked in Paradiso (Mod)

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I decided to add a little extra spice to my gaming experience with a nude mod, and surprise, surprise, it's working like a charm. I like it quite a bit. I was getting tired of the G-rated Microsoft experience, so thanks to SweeJ24 for making the CRT Body Mesh. Now here I am, basking in the digital sun, working on my avatar's tan, feeling the sweet breeze of freedom—nostalgic for the days when I frolicked in Hawaii. Sorry I can't show my nipples up close. YouTube algorithm poison...This locale is practically begging for a surfing mod. The water's cleaner than virtual fellatio, and the environment is orgasmicaly groaning: "Surf's up!" There's a cliff over there, time to test some limits of this game. It's only my virtual avatar, but the danger seems real enough. Those look like rocks down there. I hate to die with the sound of crunching bones. Well, here goes nothing. That was fantastic. I'm going to search this world and build a base near a h...

Andi Astro's Love Labyrinth

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Forced into a quest between the UC and the Crimson Fleet is like navigating a love triangle in space. One wrong move, and you'll end up being the galaxy's most awkward third wheel. But fear not, fellow space adventurer! This video holds the key to avoiding commitment issues and keeping both factions head over heels in love with you. You'll reach this pivotal moment where you're expected to that damned data box, which is tantamount to choosing sides. Resist the temptation to touch the controls that scream "peek a boo thang." Ignore them like a cat ignores your attempts at affection. If you intentionally caress those controls, this ship turns into a relationship lockdown, and there's no escaping the drama that will be forced down your throat like an unwanted sausage. Instead, take a leisurely stroll backward, retracing your steps like you're avoiding an ex at a space party. Unless you happen to be a maze bright rat, pick another quest so you c...

Bug Starfield BETA Update 2023

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Odd bug here.

2023 BETA Starfield Update... Rats!

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The BETA version of Starfield November 2023 has up and down sides. Be prepared to restart your game often.

November 2023 BETA Update for Starfield

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I just downloaded the Starfield BETA update for November 2023 I'm excited. I've never seen the game Looking this good and running this smooth. That grate is amazing The ambient occlusion The air pressure waves I have an Nvidia RTX 4050 GPU and 1920 by 1080 screen The Bethesda update is optimized for RTX If you have been on the fence about downloading the BETA I would not wait another second Literally everything I've tried in the game is working better Disclaimer: if your system crashes I take no responsibility Time to view my marvelous super ship The detail looks amazing I was able to up game display settings from medium to ultra without lag PAUSE... Now for the money shot The detail is the best I've seen The glass... Smooth... I couldn't be happier with the work Bethesda has put into this update Neon... Amazing... This was Andi Astro, your Androgynous Astronaut Hope to see you again soon In the Starfield

Bad Girl! That was really inappropriate

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I vaporized Andreja in Starfield

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Fun brief overview of a complete mining system for Starfield

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1 Main Base, 6 Star Systems, 16 Planets, and 42 Mineable Resources.